Terms of use

By using poopingunicorn.com and our games, you agree to these terms.

The service

We provide a website, browser games, leaderboards, survey, and related content for entertainment. Features may change or disappear without notice (chaos is a feature).

Acceptable use

Do not abuse, hack, or overload our systems.
Do not post illegal, hateful, or harassing content via feedback or leaderboard initials.
Do not scrape or republish our assets commercially without permission.

Accounts & data

Gameplay and survey data are handled as described in our Privacy Policy and Cookie Policy.

We do not sell or distribute your personal data, and we do not try to monetize it. Pooping Unicorn is free to use and ad-free. As long as we are running the site, that is the model we intend to keep.

Disclaimer

The site and games are provided "as is" without warranties. We are not liable for indirect or consequential damages arising from use of the service, to the fullest extent permitted by law.

Terms of use appendix and nonsense

Everything below this line is intentionally a joke and should be taken as such. It does not change, replace, or override the rest of these terms, our Privacy Policy, or any applicable licenses.

It does not change, replace, or override any documentation license (usage is free).
If anything below conflicts with the licenses, then a wormhole will open and the fabric of space and time will rip apart.
We store only what a user gives us. If it is initials for the leaderboard, we have no way to know if they are real or fake. Honestly, if it does matter, then make a suggestion in feedback and suggest having user accounts.

Appendix A — Super Happy Funtime Disclaimer

This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized use, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, removal of tag, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom, crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, paintball, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).

In the event of a Real Zombie Apocalypse the site will be taken down and put into a vault. Only if the world does not come to an end will it be turned back on at a later time when deemed safe.

Nothing in this appendix constitutes a guarantee, warranty, or license, express or implied. The reader is advised to seek the advice of competent legal counsel. In other words, get your own lawyer before you hurt yourself.

Appendix B — Ownership of materials

Materials are copyrighted and are protected by worldwide copyright laws and treaty provisions. They may not be copied, reproduced, modified, published, uploaded, posted, transmitted, or distributed in any way, without WhoNowWhere's prior written and Notarized Consent in triplicate form. Which can be freely granted as long as you take WhoNowWhere's name off things in some lame attempt to either knock off the materials' origin or in the hilarious belief that the receiver of this material will think that you created it on your own, or somehow will think you more clever and intelligent than you really are. Except as expressly provided herein, WhoNowWhere does not grant any express or implied right to you under any patents, copyrights, trademarks, or trade secret information. Other rights may be granted to you by WhoNowWhere in writing or incorporated elsewhere in the Materials.

Appendix C — U.S. Government disclosure

The Materials are NOTprovided to the Government with "RESTRICTED RIGHTS." There is no conspiracy theory where they are tapped in watching you playing or using this site. This game is just a joke and the Government does not use it; we do not disclose anything to the Government. Usage of Pooping Unicorn is subject to almost no restrictions as set forth in the FART52.14Z-BS and WTF252.22P7-7013, or its successor abceasyas123-singalone. Use of the Materials by the Government constitutes acknowledgment of WhoNowWhere's genius and proprietary rights in them are priceless and excludes WhoNowWhere from ever having to pay income taxes ever again, along with assigning the rights of the COSMOS, GOD and to WhoNowWhere to use as he sees fit.

Wow, you read that quickly. That was almost a new record — it was almost like it was done as fast as a click of a button or at the blink of an eye. 😉

Contact

Questions: contact@poopingunicorn.com.