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Lore & worldbuilding

Everything here is canon until we change our minds. Bug reports may become folklore.

In the beginning there was a unicorn. Then there was a mistake. Then there was a rainbow. We stopped asking questions and started flapping.

The Glitter Continuum

Legacy exists in the Desert of Questionable Choices, where cacti are less plants and more lifestyle critics. Candyland is the same universe after someone spilled a industrial-sized bag of sugar on the timeline.

Known anomalies (community-suggested)

  • The Double-Flap Ghost — when the browser thinks you tapped twice; we call it “enthusiasm.”
  • Rainbow Debt — you borrowed speed from the future. Pay it back by crashing dramatically.
  • Candy That Wasn't There — if you swear you collected it, it counts in your heart.

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